Experimental YouTube Post XP-1

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This is me trying, really trying, to post a simple YouTube video here. I tried it in the previous post, without success. Now I’m trying again. Clearly, I must be mad.

<object width=”425″ height=”344″><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/BfX-s4dcYBg&hl=en&fs=1″></param><param name=”allowFullScreen” value=”true”></param><embed src=”http://www.youtube.com/v/BfX-s4dcYBg&hl=en&fs=1″ type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” allowfullscreen=”true” width=”425″ height=”344″></embed></object>

Okay. That didn’t work. I’ve just got a bunch of code. Previously, when trying to post videos of the Colossal Squid being dissected, I got some joy from going into “HTML” mode. Let’s try that.

Okay, that actually appeared to work. In the preview screen, it looked exactly right. Now let’s see if it’s worked. And if it has worked, what on Earth is different that I’ve done now that I wasn’t doing earlier? Baffling bloody thing.

Hmm. Have now checked and it now does work. I am in “admin” mode, rather than “user” mode; earlier this afternoon I was only in user mode. Why should that matter? If anybody knows why that might matter, please let me know.

Time (and Turntabling) Shenanigans

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Publisher Brian sent me the following video today. It plays with the idea that yes you can manipulate the flow of time, but only at the expense of creating other problems which you then have to deal with, creating further trouble, etc. It’s an idea I explore a fair bit in my new book, which would be why Brian thought to send it to me. Now if I could just get it to show up, I’d be happy.

[about an hour later] Hmm. I’ve just been banging my head against this problem, and here’s the result:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfX-s4dcYBg

By all means go to the trouble of trying the link. It is a good video. As to how to get a Wordpress blog to easily accept the posting of YouTube videos, I’m all ears. There must be an easy way.

In other news:
I may have a new book idea. Watch this space.

Counting Down to Great Big Trip ‘08

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Exactly one month from today, Michelle and I will be jetting off to Denver, CO, via Tokyo. The plan is to arrive in Denver on the Monday just before the Denvention 3 Worldcon begins–which gives us just two days to get over a lot of jetlag. When we went to Toronto for Torcon in 2003 (which meant four consecutive flights, 33 hours of flying, and 12 timezones crossed), we arrived two days before the event, and had a very strange, stressful and sleepy time of it. Just as we were starting to feel reasonably acclimatised to Toronto time, it was time to come home again. It looks like we have that same exciting experience before us again.

Not that I mind. As incredibly unpleasant as modern air travel can be these days, I still love it. I don’t know what it is. The aeroplane geek in me gets off on the minutia of the actual flying. I like to know just which kinds of plane we’ll be on. I always ask our travel agent if this time we get to go on the A380 and he always says no (though if we went via Singapore Airlines, and were prepared to start the trip in Sydney, we could get the great behemoth). This time we’ve got a succession of 747s and 737s ahead of us, with a sprinkling of A320s. Which tells me, hmm, squeezy seating!

I love airports, too, which I know is also weird. Always have. Many years ago, when I was 14-15, I actually had a part-time job at Perth Airport, in the car park. My dad worked there, too, in the booths where you had to pay for how long you’d been parked. I couldn’t figure out how to operate the ticket-checking machinery, so they had me out in the car park itself, often at odd hours of the night, directing the traffic pouring into the airport to available parking spots. It always seems like it was raining, and horribly cold, when I think about it these days. I had a bright yellow vinyl raincoat, and the rain was always good at getting inside the coat, trickling down my teenage back. Often had to wear sunglasses in the middle of the night, too, because of wankers flashing their high-beams at me. Such sport! Such hilarity!

The thing was, though, that when the flow of traffic was light or just not happening, I spent a lot of time hanging out in the Terminal, soaking up the vibes of the place, watching planes taking off and landing. I remember the strange yellowish light gleaming on the skins of planes from around the world, from the sodium vapour spotlights on the airside, the smell of burning kerosene, the whine of spinning engines powering up or down. It was magic. I longed to be on one of those planes, going somewhere exotic, but figured I never would. We were, if not exactly poor, then not exactly made of money, either.

These days, the airport is all different. The old Terminal was demolished years ago to make way for a shiny new Domestic Terminal, and an equally shiny International Terminal. Over the next 20 years these two buildings will be somehow amalgamated (or possibly simply demolished and rebuilt) into one sprawling facility. As it is now, the two Terminals are quite some distance apart, and considered to be woefully inadequate for the high levels of traffic currently pouring through them.

In any case, back to the forthcoming trip: 10 hours to Tokyo, a six hour layover, then another 10 hours to San Francisco, a few hours there, then two and a half hours to Denver. We stay in Denver for just that week, then it’s off to Calgary, CA, Canada, where the following weekend I’ll be a guest at Con-Version 24 , the big local convention. Even though I’ve known about the whole “you’ll be the author guest of honour!” thing for some time now, it still kind of freaks me out. Me? Really? Seriously? Apparently, yes. I’m dead chuffed–but also deeply humbled. I hope I do a good job. I worry a lot about somehow blowing it, or somehow offending people, or not being interesting enough. Then, the day after Con-Version wraps, we head home, more or less following the same path. Once we get here, I expect Michelle will go straight to bed (she always goes straight to bed once we get home), and I’ll go over to my parents’ place to tell them about it. They get concerned.

This time, though, I’m taking a laptop, and I’m hoping to write updates about the trip as we go. Previously on these trips I’ve relied on snaffling access to public computers in airports, etc, or computers available at the Worldcons–and have always been disappointed. Yes, there are public computers at the conventions, but you just can’t get near them for the queues. This time I’ll just need a wifi connection, so with a bit of luck I’ll be more able to do updates. Writing posts while fried out of my brain on jetlag and fatigue should be big fun! I’ll be sure to provide photos so you can judge for yourself.

In Other News:

The other exciting thing going on right now is this: as we speak my new book, TIME MACHINES REPAIRED WHILE-U-WAIT , is at the printers, being turned into an actual, for real, book that you will be able to buy. OMG! I cannot wait to see it, to smell the pages, to feel the heft of it. The Worldcon people have given me a public reading slot–now I just need to make sure there are people there to hear it! The folks in Calgary, I’m thinking, will probably also be keen to let me read from it.

I was working on the galley proofs of the book for three frantic weeks last month. At first it looked like I would have only a week, tops, to go through the manuscript, looking for problems, and that suggested I would only have time for one, maybe two, correction cycles. As it happens, I had a lot more time than that, and we managed five correction cycles. And by the fifth cycle I was still finding problems in the text that needed sorting out. I have no doubt that even when I’m doing readings, I’ll still be spotting new problems. Such things breed like cockroaches in the dark. You can never get rid of all of them. Still, that all said, I’m guardedly optimistic about the book. It turned out, I think, fairly well. Or at any rate, it closely resembles what I had in mind for the project when I first set out on it at the beginning of last year–which is something you can almost never say about a book, in my experience. You start out with Idea X in mind, but what you end up with, after all that time and work, is something else. With a bit of luck the thing you end up with is still worthwhile. I’ve had plenty of experience with books that started out with some great idea, and turned to crap by the time I was done. Ugh.

More soon…

Experimental Photo Post

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Bathroom window in Toronto 2003

This is me now trying to post photos. So far, so interesting. This, btw, is the upstairs bathroom window in a bed and breakfast in Toronto where Michelle and I stayed during our 2003 Worldcon trip. The breakfasts at that B&B were fantastic: just lashings of bacon, eggs, cereal, toast, fruit, juice, coffee, plus the day’s newspapers, all served up with great enthusiasm by the hostess. That B&B experience, while fabulous, spoiled us for all others. Other B&B’s we’ve stayed at have mostly suffered by comparison.

This is just some of the wonderful breakfast on offer each morning at that Toronto B&B

Hmm, so far, while this is making me hungry and nostalgic for Toronto, I have to say the process for posting photos seems a little cumbersome. Must have a closer look at how it all works. [later] Okay, I’ve been reading what looks like a helpful thread in the support forums. Here goes nothing.

This is one of my favourite places: Matilda Bay, Crawley

Okay, now this is very interesting. I followed the two key pieces of advice about using the WordPress photo uploader: clear your browser’s cache, and make sure you only have ONE BROWSER WINDOW OPEN. I did those things, and the whole thing worked entirely as advertised. Intriguing, Captain. Let’s try another one…

This is an affogatto and a slice of carrot cake. The cake\'s for Michelle; the coffee\'s for me.

By golly, I think we have something here!

O, How Wrong I Was!

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Have you ever noticed how, when you’ve got some kind of computer-related problem, the kind of problem that makes you thump the desk with your big meaty fist, that makes you cry out with unsavoury language, that drives you up the flippin’ wall, that at least 95% of the time the solution to the entire horrible time-consuming bother proves to be a single check-box that either needs checking, or unchecking, or some similar piddling fix?

I have. I’ve noticed this on many occasions. Which, no doubt, suggests I have poor attention to detail. However, all of my ranting in the previous post about the miseries of WordPress as a blogging tool should be disregarded.

You see, I spent a good portion of last night and today trying to import the backup file I made of the previous version of this blog–without success. I kept getting an error message asking if I had write permission for the directory into which all that material would be uploaded. I checked said permissions. I checked them many many times. And at each check, the permissions appeared entirely suitable. Yet blog would not go.

Just now, I checked some more online WordPress documentation, and came across the advice that when setting the write permissions on the directory in question, you might need to go for the big “777″ or “rwx-rwx-rwx”. I had not taken the permissions quite that far, thinking all was sufficient. Nonetheless, I tried applying the recommended settings.

And then I started thinking. Hmm, thought I, what if, what if, now that I had changed the write permissions for that directory so much, I tried one last time to upload that backup file? What might happen? So I tried it. I found the file, got the system going uploading it, all the time thinking that I don’t have to proceed with the actual importation of the backup file. I just want to see if the upload thing would work.

It did work. Oh, my, but it worked. Presently, I had a big long list of posts, the great majority of them with the phrase “post already exists” appended. See, I had been concerned about having a blog chock full of doubled posts, but WordPress had me covered there, too! It would only import the new posts, or the ones that weren’t already here!

I think my poor head exploded in shock and wonder.

This means that I could have not only all of the posts from good old Modem Noise (RIP), but even those from the original, pre-WordPress version of Little Known Author , and the posts from this new-fangled new version of the blog. All in one place! Something that had bothered me all along.

So. Let the word go forth from this place at this time that I am all wrong about WordPress. It is a fine blogging tool. It is the dog’s bollocks! It cocks its hind leg and wees all over Movable Type’s cowering, shivering, pale form.

However, just remember, if you’re a WordPress user and you’re trying to import your backed up WP posts into your new installation, and you’re wondering why you keep getting that annoying error message asking whether you have write permission for the directory you’re trying to upload your backup thingy into, MAX OUT THE PERMISSIONS FOR THE WP-CONTENT DIRECTORY.

Now, if I could just figure out how to get pictures going as well, I’d be very chuffed indeed. Even repulsively smug, quite possibly.

UPDATE: A Few Hours Later: Houston, we have smugness!

Welcome Aboard! Sorry About the Rough Trip

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It all started out so innocently. I got a note from old friend Cheyenne Grewe, telling me she’d spotted something odd in the way my blog was displaying italicised text. Always pleased to hear from her, and equally pleased to sort out problems with the blog, I leapt on the problem, diagnosed it (turned out to be a dodgy blog theme, something WordPress makes easy to fix), and while admiring my handiwork, noticed that a post I had up about the recent dissection of a Colossal Squid in New Zealand should be updated to say the dissection was by now finished. This led me to a site at the museum in NZ where the dissection happened, and from where you can find all manner of interesting links regarding the dissection, including a lot of video.

I was particularly taken with a selection of YouTube videos, two of which contained wire service TV news items about it. It was while attempting to post one of those videos to the blog that everything went pear-shaped. Let’s try and post the sucker now…

So, right now, I’ve got a block of YouTube embed code, but do I have a cool squiddy video? I’ve just been to check, and it would appear that I have no video, but lots of code. Bugger.

Anyway, after wasting an afternoon trying to figure out what went wrong yesterday, I resolved to upgrade my WordPress installation to the shiny new version 2.5. This went reasonably well, though getting it to import the exported file from the earlier version of the blog proved unbelievably difficult. No amount of reading outdated helpfiles actually helped. In the end, there was nothing else for it, but to re-export my old blog (both versions) and see if WordPress would import them–and it did, eventually.

Note for those contemplating installing WordPress for their blogging needs: if you need to export an XML file containing your blogging history and files, etc, and then need to import it back in once everything’s sorted out again, beware! You might not like the thing’s attitude. Of course, I’m prepared to believe I was at fault, and screwed up somehow. Indeed, I’m still trying to suss out just how to post a sodding photo here without stirring up more of this attitude I have found so charming. Blogging should not be this hard, it seems to me. (And yes, I did backup my wp database, too; and that, too, refuses to cooperate.)

Anyway, that’s another story. The upshot is this: as a consequence of my inability to get WordPress to let me post a YouTube video, I wound up trashing everything and starting over. And now, of course, as you can see, I still can’t get that damned video to show up. The irony, it burns.

UPDATE: Three minutes later! I just tried posting the YouTube html code into this post via the “HTML” text entry window, rather than the usual “Visual” entry window. And lo, now it works! I tried this same manoeuvre many times yesterday, without result, but now, in version 2.5, it does work! Huzzah! Behold the squiddy goodness! Take that, foul irony! Ha! I laugh at you!

In Which Our Protagonist Attempts to Post a YouTube Video of Icky Squid Stuff

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I just had a bugger of a time trying to embed a YouTube video in the post I did about the Colossal Squid. For unfathomable reasons, it didn’t want to work. Here I’m trying again, in a fresh post, to see if that makes any difference.

<object width=”425″ height=”355″><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/5ddBRp6V064&hl=en”></param><param name=”wmode” value=”transparent”></param><embed mce_tsrc=”http://www.youtube.com/v/5ddBRp6V064&hl=en” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” wmode=”transparent” width=”425″ height=”355″></embed></object>

So far, not so much. All I get is a bunch of code. I’ve been prowling through WordPress’ online support offerings, and so far I’m not seeing anything other than instructions to use YouTube’s “embed video” instructions, which is what I’m doing, as far as I know. If you’re reading this and you can think of something I’m not doing, please let me know. This is cheesing me off.

Experimental Test Post XP-1

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AUTHOR’S NOTE: The following post will not make much sense to you if you stop by here after 2:14pm, May 8, 2008. I’ve been fiddling about with this blog’s appearance or theme, something WordPress makes very easy to change. The theme I did have, called Talian, was this lovely green and black three-column affair that was splendid in every way–no, not every way: it rendered italics in a very odd manner. The post that follows was my attempt to find out just what the frack was going on, italics-wise. This is now sorted, and I’m now using a new theme called Glossy Blue, and at least so far, all appears copacetic.

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This is me seeing if there’s a way to prevent WordPress putting italicised words on a separate line. Here in the visual post editor screen, it looks all nicely wysiwyg. Now when I switch to the code post editor screen, I see that my italicised word isn’t surrounded by italic markup signs, but emphasis markup signs. To see if there’s a difference, I’ll try italicising a word with the italic markup available here. Hmm, it puts the emphasis tags on the word. It’s starting to look like I might have to italicise the old, manual, way. Let’s see how that looks. [jets off to look at actual page]

Well, that was illuminating. It seems that when the emphasis markup tag is used, I get the italicised bit on a separate line, all emphatic-looking; but when I use “old-fashioned” italic markup, I get simple <i>italic</i> text, like Grandma used to make. This sounds like a job for…the CSS Editor! [jets off for another look again]

Oh no! Now it turns out that using manual italic markup, ie, <i> and </i>, I just get code. Nerts. Switching now to the Code post editor screen…

Let’s try italicising with Grandma’s old-fashioned italic markup here…

Now the italics show up as proper italics. Good grief. There is a lot I love about WordPress, but this little feature is starting to bug me. Could it be something as simple as fiddling with the CSS? Let’s have a look. [jets off again]

I remember, in the olden days of blogging (lo, five or six years ago), fiddling directly with one’s blog’s CSS files was a fairly straightforward matter, once you got yourself some howto files or books or whatever. This is no longer the case, at least for me. I’ve just been to have a look at the CSS for this blog theme I’m using, and while I can see why it’s treating <em> and <i> tags the way it is treating them, I’m at a loss as to how to fix the matter. It’s annoying seeing the way the theme renders the code, so at this point I’m off shopping for a new theme. One of the things I do love about WordPress is that finding and switching to new blog themes is very easy (much easier than it was in Movable Type), so I just have to find one that renders italics sensibly. Be right back…

And I’m back, more than an hour later, with a new blog theme. I had no idea there were so many to choose from, and none of the demonstration pages indicated how each theme would handle italics. Argh. All the same, I appear to have lucked out with this new one, which handles italics sensibly, at last.

Dead Colossal Squid Dissected, Live on Screen, from New Zealand

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UPDATE 8 May 08: By now, of course, the live dissection of the colossal squid enthused about in the post below, is over. You can, however, go here for all manner of fascinating, and icky, and ickily fascinating, material about the beast.

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Fascinated as I have always been by tales of deep sea monsters getting up to no good with each other in very deep water, I was captivated today to discover this, where you can watch live feeds of marine biologists dissecting the enormous (and no doubt very stinky) remains of not merely a giant squid, but a colossal squid. Weighing in at nearly half a tonne, it truly is humongous. As of right now (about 2:30 pm on 30 April), not much is happening: the beast has to be thawed out, so they have it in a big tank of presumably warm liquid. It doesn’t look too squid-like in its present state, but it does look suitably monstrous. I have to admit that while watching the feeds, a little part of me kept expecting, at any moment, that the thing would suddenly come to life and start eating people. *sigh*

In other news: Michelle’s long post-operative recovery is nearly over. She’s mostly just fine now. Sleeps without having to sit up; drives the car without problems; eats what she likes; can bend over to pick stuff up off the floor; etc. There are still a couple of small “no-touchie” zones, but they are getting smaller, and less sensitive, every day. This coming Thursday we’re off to see her surgeon for her post-op evaluation.

It hasn’t all been smooth sailing. There’s a lot going on the background here involving my extended family that has been making things more complicated and stressful than we’d like. There was also the small matter of a monster infection Michelle had in one of her back teeth, and which required an extraction. Extraordinarily, the extraction (at the hands of our legendarily great dentist Dr Minh Tran) went very well indeed, and Michelle suffered no post-extraction trouble at all. We’re all sitting around waiting for the trouble and complications to kick in, but there are none. We are gobsmacked.

UPDATE May 6: For the past week I’ve been sitting around, thinking this post actually went live on April 30, when in fact it had not. It was caught in Wordpress’ “Drafts” area, awaiting the “Publish” command. Since I wrote the post a week ago, I imagine the Colossal Squid Thing in New Zealand is now both fully thawed and getting dissected up real good. I imagine the smell has not improved. Further, regarding my lovely wife: she’s now back at the Blood Mines. Turns out everyone missed her very much. Today one of her coworkers brought her some brownies she’d made. Awww… :)
This does mean, though, that I’m now at quite a loose end. The complete absence–indeed, the screaming, howling void–of ideas for stories in my head since I finished Time Machines Repaired has me deeply concerned, all while trying not to worry too much, because too much worrying about the absence of ideas is the surest guarantee that no idea will turn up. This is vexing. More soon.

Star Wars Ep IV: in ASCII Animation, via Telnet

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I’ve just been watching the first STAR WARS movie, rendered in ASCII animation, via a telnet link, on a server in the Netherlands. The address is here, but to make it work you will need a telnet client, and how to get it going. For me here on Ubuntu Linux, it turned out I did already have a telnet client, so I opened a terminal window, typed “telnet”, which got me

telnet>

then it was just a matter of issuing the command “open” followed by the server address

telnet>open towel.blinkenlights.nl

and the animation starts up automagically. However, the animation is not complete: it motors along beautifully until you reach the point where Luke finds the princess on the Death Star, at which it stops. The crazy Dutch guy who created this wonderful thing hasn’t yet completed it. Still, go forth and be amazed!

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