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November 03, 2005
A Different Take on Recent Events
Special Prosecutor Indicts Scooter
by Philip Michaels — October 31, 7:52 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — The investigation into who leaked the name of a covert CIA agent in an apparent effort to punish a critic of the Bush administration’s justification for war in Iraq took a shocking turn when Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald indicted Scooter, the long-time gofer on The Muppet Show.
The indictment of the 43-year-old muppet — long the right-hand man to Muppet Show host Kermit T. Frog — sent shockwaves through both Washington and the Muppet Theater, as the investigation moved closer to implicating other muppets, including Dr. Teeth, Sam the Eagle, and George W. Bush.
Go here; read the rest. It's a hooooooooot!
Posted by adrian at November 3, 2005 05:31 PM
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say it ain't so, scooter!
Posted by: river selkie at November 5, 2005 01:38 PM
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